The 5mB PDF formatted 2016 Melbourne Sky Calendar is available for free download or print at

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B5UrGeMeNFdtVTRwLVhVR2RTMTg/view?usp=sharing

Download it to a stick and get Officeworks to print it 4 pages to a sheet of A3 card for about $35 AUD, and give it to the person who has absolutely everything.

Happy Christmas from Southern Hemisphere Astrology!